A man has six children and is very proud of ...: A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man

Why did the zombie baby cross the road?: Why did the zombie baby cross the road? To wreak an unholy vengeance upon the driver of the car who's standing there, scratching his head, trying to figure out how a zombie baby's head can be beneath

Collieflower: "Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix "dog. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'." "I can," shouted a little redhead fro

What's funnier than a zombie baby?: What's funnier than a zombie baby? A zombie baby in a clown suit.

A wrinkle in time: A little girl got on her grandpa's lap and said, "Did God make me?" "Yes," the grandpa replied. "Did God make you too?" "Yes," the grandpa said. "Well," the little girl said, while running her fingers

Birdman: Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

Gold Coins: This is actually a true story that happened to one of our readers, but it's as funny as any joke we've heard: One day on the way home from work, I stopped at the local Pharmacy and while I was checkin

I'm Hungry: Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!

Orange and Banana: Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say Ban

The Boy Who Thinks He's A Chicken: Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken!Doctor: How long has this been going on?Girl: About a year.Doctor: Wow! Why didn't you tell me sooner?Girl: Because we needed the eggs!

Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore: -How do you get down from an elephant?You don't. You get down from a duck.