Little Johnny at the 1st grade concert: The 1st grade concert is fast approaching and Johnny has stillnot decided what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a pianosolo, Timmy will recite a poem, but Johnny can't come up withanything. Fina Shades of Grey: One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her bru Praying Without Ceasing: Before our grandson Erik was 2 years old, he had learned that prayers ended with "amen." At a prayer meeting, he got tired of a long prayer by one of the petitioners and politely said, "amen." But the Prayer from the Heart: A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by Grace before ...: The Jones family invited Minister Chubb’s over for Sunday dinner.As they were about to dig in the minister said, "I'm now going to pray over the meal."Little Timmy jumped in and said, "Relax, Reverend St. Peter and the Slammer: An exasperated mother whose child was always getting into mischief, finally asked, "How do you expect to get into heaven?"The child thought it over, "Well," the youngster said, "I'll just run in and o Moral Lesson: A mother had prepared a scrumptous pie for her two young sons. It was now nearly all gone. The boys began to argue over who would get the last piece of pie. Their mother saw the opportunity for a mora Thank you Lord: A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I don't know what to say," the little girl replied. "Just Blame Mom: After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where Brotherly Love: A Sunday School teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment t Quiet Zone: A Sunday school teacher asked the children, just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Because people are sle |