Blessed are Children...: A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time just before Easter. The church lights were lowered and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. All was quie The Deadly Mistake: One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church, looking at a large plaque that hung there. After the young man of seven had stood there for some time, the pas For the Sick: A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill."Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?""No," her mother replied."Well, I think I have to throw up!""Then go out the front door a As Little Children: One Sunday a young child was acting up during the 10 o'clock Mass. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the litt Amen to that!: During a children's sermon, Father Dennis asked the children what "Amen" means.A little boy raised his hand and said, "It means 'Tha-tha-tha-that's all folks'!" To the Highest Bidder: The preacher was most annoyed to find an elderly man falling asleep during his sermon every Sunday. So, after service one day, he said to little Juan accompaning him, "If you can keep your grandfather The Good Part: "A family was watching the film: 'The Greatest Story Ever Told' together. Their seven year old daughter was greatly moved.As Jesus journeyed to Calvary, tears rolled down her cheeks. She was absolutel Hair Caught: A young boy had just got his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss the possibility of buying a motorcycle. His father took him to the study and said to the boy, "I'll make She Flew!: A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary!: Little Mary was sitting on her granfathe's knee and after looking at him intently for some time, she said, "Grandpa, were you in the ark with Noah?""Certainly not, my dear," he replied in astonishment Children of Isreal: At Sunday school, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period. "Mr. Morris," announced little Jojo, "there's something I can't figure out.""What's that Jo |