According to Kids: "In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals came on to in pear

Tips on Love: Tips on Love (From Those Who Should Know) (all questions were answered by kids, age 5-10)WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??"Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and y

New Batteries?: A lady was attending a church social one afternoon. The ladies were all making a fuss over the new born baby, the newest member of the church community. Like a good mother, the lady was closely watchi

Can little girls have babies: Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his f

Chickens: A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who

These are excuse notes from parents: These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country: 1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him

Good, Bad, Worse: Good: Your children are sexually active. Bad: With each other Worse: And your wife. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: Getting arrested. Worse: By your husband Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually

Taste Test: A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth. "Can you guess

"Marian, Marian!": A six-year-old ran up and down the supermarket aisles shouting frantically, "Marian, Marian!" Finally reunited with his mother, he was chided by her, "You shouldn't call me "Marian." I'm your mother,

Three babies in a woman's womb: There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up. The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laugh

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher ask: A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well, uh, yes, it is." replied Carol. "I was stupid and made my homework paper int