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| A college couple had been dating for about 6 months. One day in the cafeteria they are having lunch. After beating around the bush for a few minutes, the boyfriend expresses that he's interested in going "all the way". The girlfriend excalaims that she has been wanting to also but was unsure on how to address the issue. After several more minutes of small talk, the girlfriend says she is willing to finally consumate their relationship, but that the boyfriend must first meet her parents and bring protection. He agrees and accepts her invitation to dinner at her house that evening. The boyfriend proceeds directly to the pharmacy after his last class and walks directly to the condom aisle. Upon reaching said aisle, he is quickly overwhelmed by the seemingly endless variety and begins to scratch his head in indecision. Seeing this from behind the counter, the Pharmacist proceeds the boyfriends location and asks him of his quandry. After a moment of verbal stammering, he explains to the pharmicist that it's his first time buying condoms and he's not sure what kind to buy, but that he needs a lot of them as he and she are going to make a marathon night of it. The pharmicist chuckles, hands him a "bonus pack" of the most popular brand, and sends the boyfriend on his way. A few hours pass as the boyfriend feverishly prepares for the night he's hoping will make him into a man. Finally the moment of truth arrives as he arrives at his quarrys abode, with not a hair out of place and a bilfold full of condoms, he nervously rings the doorbell. After what seems a small eternity, his girlfriend answers the door and with a passionate kiss invites him throught the portal. He graciously accepts and enters to meet her parents waiting in the foyer. Gretting are extended before all are ushered into the formal dining room for the evening meal. Upon sitting down, the girlfriend invites her extremely nervous and uncomfortable boyfriend to say Grace before dinner is served. The boyfriend eagerly accepts and commences with the longest, most religious, heartfelt prayer in all of history. At the end of the prayer, the girlfriend exclaims "I had no idea you were so religious". The boyfriend sweating from his labor exlaims in turn "I had no idea your father was a pharmicist"! |
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