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| A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature."What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.Then the student asks: "Do you have a pill for math?" The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back to the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plonks it on the counter."I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.The pharmacist replies, "Well you know math always was a little hard to swallow." |
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