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Barely graduated

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One day 2 guys who had just BARELY graduated highschool decided to go to college. Now, these boys weren't too bright but they had a lot of money. So they go to the counselors office to see what classes they have to take before they take the classes they wanted. The counselor only lets one of them in and the other has to wait outside. So one of the boys goes in, and the counselor says, well your first classes have to be math, reading, and logic. The boy says "Logic, whats logic?" The counselor gives him and example and she says "Well, do you own a weedwacker?" the boy says "yeah" and then the counselor says, "well then, i would think that since you own weedwacker then you must have a yard" the boy impressed says "yeah" and the counselor says "and i would think that if you own a yard, then you must own a house" the boy is amazed and says "yeah!" the counselor continues "and if you own a house i would think that you are straight and would want to have a wife one day" the boy says "Yeah!!!" so the boy signs him and his friend up for classes and goes out to meet his friend. His friend says "well what do we have to take?" the boy says "we have to take math, reading, and logic." his friend says "Logic? whats logic?" and the boy says "Do you own a weedwacker?" his friend says "no" and the boy goes...
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