WEALTH, WISDOM OR BEAUTY: An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Withou

WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PHD ?: 1. He had only one major publication.2. It was in Hebrew.3. It had no references.4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.6. It may be true that he create

3 WISHES: Three students, a student from Tennessee, a student from Alabama, and a student from Auburn are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you ea

GENEROUS STUDENTS: Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, w

THE TALKING CLOCK: While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked."That is the talking clock," th

Fries with that: The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost?" The liberal arts graduate asks, "Would you like

Two days: Teacher: Farai, what are the two days of the week, which start with letter "T"?Farai: Today and tomorrow Sir.

Mastering the language: Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty they were having in attempting to start a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impr

North America: Teacher: Class, who can go to the board and show us the map of the North America?George: Yes, ma'am.Teacher: Okay George.George: Here is the map of North America.Teacher: Class, who discovered North A

The 5 Levels of Drinking: Level 1: It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. One of your unemployed friends. Here at l

Media Report: - USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE L

LA High School Maths Exam...: City of LAHigh School Math Proficiency Exam Name:________________ Gang:________________ 1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he missed 6 out of 10 shots, and shoots 11 times at each drive-b

A College Christmas: Twas the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying For last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, But none touched their beds, While visions of essays danced in t

Hangover Rating System: 1 star hangover * No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively

Sin and Shame: Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

H2O: Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P.

Big deal: Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Lie to me: Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Nothing yet: Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet.

Dill-dough: Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough.

Frito lay: Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery? A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Class picture: A teacher had been after her pupils to bring in their 2 dollars for the class picture. Upset over the tardiness, one day she got up in front of the class and said, "Class, think how much you're going

Pharmicist: A college couple had been dating for about 6 months. One day in the cafeteria they are having lunch. After beating around the bush for a few minutes, the boyfriend expresses that he's interested in go

Don't know s***: Two strangers are sitting in adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let’s talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The

By dividing: Q. Why did the amoebae flunk the math test?A. Because it multiplied by dividing!