Researcher: Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Aggie: Why does a Texas Aggie keep his fly open? In case he has to count to eleven.

Knowledge: What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Knowledge."

Mowing: How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

Busy?: How do you keep an Oklahoma State student busy for a month? Give him a package of M & M's and tell him to alphabetize them.

University: Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Glasses: A professor gives a lecture in the college. After the long lecture he asks:"Any questions?"A voice from the rear desk:"Are the glasses free on your table?"

Notice: A notice in the student’s cafe:"Dear students! Don’t throw hamburgers and beefsteaks on the floor, three dogs have already croaked ".

Exam in anatomy: An examination in anatomy. The professor asks a student:"What is the function of muscles cremaster (the muscle, lifting the testicle)?""Lifts the testicle.""And more?""Well, I am not sure... But if th

An examination.: The professor:"You are three, stop passing notes to each other!"The student:"These aren't notes. We are playing the preference.""Ah! Sorry!"

Computer Science: College Spend most of your time in a dimly lit lab,playing XTrek and drinking Jolt. Interact only with other CS majors, and only via the 'net if you can manage it.Become passionately involved only in