Animal Jokes Bar Jokes Bush Jokes Clinton Jokes College Jokes Family Jokes Foreign Jokes Lawyer Jokes Animals Pictures
 
The Jokes
  Animal Jokes
  Bar Jokes
  Blonde Jokes
  Bush Jokes
  Children Jokes
  Clinton Jokes
  College Jokes
  Family Jokes
  Foreign Jokes
  Lawyer Jokes
The Pictures
  Animals Pictures
  Celebrities Pictures
  Computers Pictures
  Food Pictures
  Gender Pictures
  Holidays Pictures
  Sports Pictures

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Your Ad Here
The Weenie Whacker SongTo the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"In the bedroom...the quiet bedroomThe Bobbitt sleeps tonight...In the kitchen...the downstairs kitchenLoraina grabs her knife... (chorus)Weenie wacker weenie wackerWeenie wacker weenie wackerSlashed his pee pee...his tiny pee peeIt left a nasty scar Stuck his rocket into her pocketAnd drove off in the car...(repeat chorus)Out the window...the Nissan windowShe threw his shuttlecockThen the cops came and found the unitAnd outlined it with chalk...(repeat chorus until sent to your room)In the cooler...the Playmate coolerThey packed it up real tightthe doctor patched it...and reattached itIt still don't work quite right...(repeat chorus until spanked)
  Previous:  Duke university  
  Next:  You tell me  

Gender Pictures
More

Family Jokes
  A cowboy
  Little Johnny
  An old lady
  A monastery
  Two boys
  Enjoying Kids
  Do You Want to Mar
  Secret To A Long M
  The Perfect Husban
  A conversation
  A radical feminist
Clinton Jokes
  Blowjob
  Dihydrogen monoxid
  Student
  Ignore
  Cells
  10 ways
  Ways to annoy your
  Cherry Pop
  Peter
  MAKING THE TEAM
  Female
     

Copyright © 2007 Nbcjoke.com - Jokes, Top Jokes, Laugh, Funny Jokes . All Rights Reserved. Privacy Policy