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PROFESSOR'S DEFINITIONS OF A KISS |
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| Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:Prof. of Computer Science:A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.Prof. of Algebra:A kiss is two divided by nothing.Prof. of Geometry:A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.Prof. of Physics:A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.Prof. of Chemistry:A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.Prof. of Zoology:A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.Prof. of Physiology:A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.Prof. of Dentistry:A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.Prof. of Accountancy:A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.Prof. of Economics:A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.Prof. of Statistics:A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.Prof. of Philosophy:A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.Prof. of English:A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.Prof. of Engineering:Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term. |
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