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| * Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.* Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"* Consistently write three atoms of potassium as 'KKK.'* Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again."* When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!"* Deny the existence of chemicals.* Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it.* Casually walk to the front of the room and urinate in a beaker. Especially effective for female students.* Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid.* Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings. |
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