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THE COLLEGE DRINKER'S ALPHABET |
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| A- alcohol: the key to surviving college.b- beer: it's whats for dinner.c- class: what you're supposed to get up and go to after a thursday night party.d- dancing: a favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.e- emergency: the keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.f- f*cked up: signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.g- games: anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers.h- hang-over: reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.i- ignorant: the way you act after drinking way too much.j- jail: where you'll end up after trying to use a fake id or stagger home.k- kissing: what you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.l- lord: person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.m- money: that which you no longer have due to too much partying.n- not again!: what you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know.o- oh s***!: what you say as you're falling down the stairs.p- pee: what you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer.q- quilt: what you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning. yuck!r- reform: what you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet.s- sex: what you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk.t- twenty-four: the number of beers it takes to get drunk.u- underage: most of the drinking population in college town.v- vodka: the mother of all alcohols and the best way to make jello.w- worm: the part of tequila that that you don't mind eating after you've consumed the whole bottle.x- x-ray: how they can see into your stomach before they pump it.(detox)y- yourself: the one who drinks way too much every week-end.z- zima: zomething different. |
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