| (Sung to The Battle Hymn Of The Republic)Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike an apple with a wormIt's infected all my freedomLike an ugly cancer germThe truth shall soon be known.Chorus:Failure, failure, degradation,Failure and humiliation,Failure, failure, academia,The truth shall soon be known.I have listened to the teachersBut the homework leaves me coldI have never done assignmentsAlthough many times been toldI have even missed my classesWhen I was feeling boldThe truth shall soon be knownChorus:Failure, failure, degradation,Failure and humiliation,Failure, failure, academia,The truth shall soon be known.They are adding all my points upAnd I haven't earned but fewIn fact, I haven't even gottenMore than one or twoOh, if I could only find an answerAnything to doThe truth shall soon be known.Chorus:Failure, failure, degradation,Failure and humiliation,Failure, failure, academia,The truth shall soon be known.On the lines of every gradebookThere is solemn news for meThe worst is yet to come whenFinancial Aid ignores my pleaSo I guess the only answer isTo drop my books and fleeThe truth shall soon be known.Chorus:Failure, failure, degradation,Failure and humiliation,Failure, failure, academia,The truth shall soon be known.Well, the end has finally comeAnd I have failed to pass a classThough the fun and laughter, goofing offWas really quite a gasBut I won't be in the numbersOf the capped and gowned massThe truth was finally shown.Chorus:Failure, failure, degradation,Failure, and humilation,Failure, failure, academia,The truth was finally known. |
