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InstructionsRead each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately.HistoryDescrive the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially but not exclusively, on it social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.MedicineYou have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.Public Speaking2500 riot-crazed aboriginies are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.BiologyCreate life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if the form of life had developed 50 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.MusicWrite a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.PsychologyBased on your knowledge of their works evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodites, Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.SociologyEstimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.EngineeringThe dissassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.EconomicsDevelop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas. Cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in you answer to the last question.Political ScienceThere is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on it socio-political effects if any.
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