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College Senior vs Freshman |
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| College Seniors vs. FreshmanFreshman: Is never in bed past noon.Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.Freshman: Calls the professor "Teacher."Senior: Calls the professor "Bob."Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class.Senior: Drives to class if it's more than three blocks away.Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.Freshman: Know a book--full of useless trivia--about the university.Senior: Knows where the next class is. Usually.Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.Freshman: Has to ask where the computer labs are.Senior: Has his 'own' personal workstation.Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week.Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October...maybe.Freshman: Looks forward to the first classes of the year.Senior: Looks forward to the first beer garden of the year.Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midterm.Senior: Is proud of not *quite* failing his Complex Analysis midterm.Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every night.Senior: Calls Domino's every other night.Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of profs.Senior: Is appalled that the campus Subway burnt down over the summer.Freshman: Conscientiously completes all homework, including optional questions.Senior: Offers to 'tutor' conscientious frosh of the opposite sex.Freshman: Goes on grocery-shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campus.Senior: Has a beer with Mom before moving into group house.Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society. Senior: Is excited about the new dryers in the laundry room.Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class.Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class. |
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