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Top - 10 things to annoy your Roommate

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1. Blast the Phantom of the Opera at midnight and sign along with it at the top of your lungs. 2. Smile at the walls constantly and talk and laugh with them. 3. When he/she says, "Is it hot out?" Look puzzled and put on your winter jacket. 4. Pick up the phone even when it is not ringing. 5. Stare at the mirror and start laughing at it. Hey, laugh really hard ok? 6.Talk to the goldfish about fat cats lurking around. Then laugh aloud, happy that you have scared it. 7. Pretend to be angry and bang the table hard AND loud. Later apologise for the hurt and grief caused to the table. Be sincere and write a letter of apology to the table. 8. Ask him/her the time constantly. Every 5 minutes. All night too. 9. Roll around the room and behave like a cat. Lick yourself and scratch the floor. Play with a ball of yarn and eat only fish. Meow loudly at him/her when he/she talks to you. 10. Buy underpants for him/her and say, "Now we can share!"
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