Busy?: How do you keep an Oklahoma State student busy for a month? Give him a package of M & M's and tell him to alphabetize them.

University: Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Glasses: A professor gives a lecture in the college. After the long lecture he asks:"Any questions?"A voice from the rear desk:"Are the glasses free on your table?"

Notice: A notice in the student’s cafe:"Dear students! Don’t throw hamburgers and beefsteaks on the floor, three dogs have already croaked ".

Exam in anatomy: An examination in anatomy. The professor asks a student:"What is the function of muscles cremaster (the muscle, lifting the testicle)?""Lifts the testicle.""And more?""Well, I am not sure... But if th

An examination.: The professor:"You are three, stop passing notes to each other!"The student:"These aren't notes. We are playing the preference.""Ah! Sorry!"

Computer Science: College Spend most of your time in a dimly lit lab,playing XTrek and drinking Jolt. Interact only with other CS majors, and only via the 'net if you can manage it.Become passionately involved only in

What are students saying about Ireland?: “It was the dizziest semester of my life. I would do it again, if I could.But my doctor says it would kill me!

College Senior vs Freshman: College Seniors vs. FreshmanFreshman: Is never in bed past noon.Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.Senior: Reads the syllabus to f

Aspiring Psychiatrists: The aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes."Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the University of H

Another Letter Sent By A College Student: Dear Dad,No money,no honey.YourSonnyDear Son,How bad,so sad.YourDad