Battle Hymn of Term Finals: (Sung to The Battle Hymn Of The Republic)Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike an apple with a wormIt's infected all my freedomLike an ugly cancer g

Revolve: Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him.

Students: Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

Make up test: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious pers

Tipping: "What's the usual tip?" a man growled when, Jason, a college boy delivered his pizza. "Well," Jason replied, "this is my first delivery, but the other guys said if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be d

Biological Clocks: A High School class in Florida consisted of a particularly well- motivated group of juniors. Students felt free to ask questions on any subject that concerned them. One afternoon a girl raised her han

College Grad...: A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the

Lonely Frog: A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything abo

Size Matters: Here's the story: I'm in McDonald's, I ask for a medium coke. I'm told, "We don't have medium." I say, "Fine, what do you have?" The braniac at the counter says, "We only have small, large, and supers

Do You Know Who I Am?: It was the final exam for an English course at a university. Like most freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class. The professor was very strict

The Top 14 Tips for Surviving College: 14. Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.13. Enjoy being a Sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life.12. Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it's all f