Desired results: An Auburn graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been t

I see your problem: In some foreign country a Athens State Priest, a University of Alabama Lawyer and an Auburn Engineer are about to be guillotined. The Priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing

Rubbing my rod: The instructor was demonstrating the wonders of static electricity to his class at MIT. While holding a plastic rod in one hand and a wool cloth in the other, he told the class, "You can see that I ge

To save lives: One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?""To save lives." the professor responded quic

Anything: A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hai

Thank You: Theresa was studying public speaking, when she was given an assignment to give a short speech on sex. Here's what she said: "It gives me great pleasure. Thank You."

How does it work?: The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"The gr

College Degrees: I have three college degrees: b.s. - bull s*** m.s. - more of the same ph.d. - piled higher and deeper

Optimist: Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.

Good News: The stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies."Are you feeling OK?" he asked."Well, to be honest, I have this

What other way?: A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man