WEALTH, WISDOM OR BEAUTY: An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Withou

THE TALKING CLOCK: While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked."That is the talking clock," th

Giddy up: "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?""Sadness," said the student."And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?""Elation.""And you, sir, how

Fries with that: The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost?" The liberal arts graduate asks, "Would you like

Two days: Teacher: Farai, what are the two days of the week, which start with letter "T"?Farai: Today and tomorrow Sir.

Mastering the language: Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty they were having in attempting to start a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impr

North America: Teacher: Class, who can go to the board and show us the map of the North America?George: Yes, ma'am.Teacher: Okay George.George: Here is the map of North America.Teacher: Class, who discovered North A

The 5 Levels of Drinking: Level 1: It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. One of your unemployed friends. Here at l

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A College Christmas: Twas the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying For last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, But none touched their beds, While visions of essays danced in t