Out Of College: You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.Your potted plants stay alive.Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.You have to pay your own credit car

Peter: A female teacher walked into the class and saw a giant penis realistically depicted on the black board."Who did it?" she asked.Silence."I demand that those who did it admit it!"Silence."The last time,

The Exam: Joey was taking Calculus at UCLA. He struggled with it, and worried about failing. Final exam time came, and he studied and studied, but, still he was not ready. The Professor passed out the exams and

Life Science Final: The student*not necessarily a well-prepared student*sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk. "What

Top 10 reasons why studying is better than sex: 10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. 8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame. 7. When

MAKING THE TEAM: A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college class. The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Why are you wearing a football jersey?" She replied, "Why, I bough

Things that i learned in college: - That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class; I'd sleep right through it. - That I could change so much and barely realize it. - That college kids throw airplanes too. - That if you wea

ART OF GRADING: Here is a list of the ways professors grade their final exams: DEPT OF STATISTICS:- All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY:- Students are asked to blot ink in their exa

The Rabbit's Thesis : One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox snuck up behind her and caught her. "I am going to eat you f

Scoundrel: At a university, a lecture is in progress about sexual anomalies. Professor asks the students, "How do we call a man who wants, but can't?""Impotent," the choir of students answers."Right. And how do

Different: A student said to his instructor, "Can you give me a simple example illustrating Einstein's theory of relativity?" "Yes. Say, you've put your nose into my ass. Now you say, 'I've nose in the ass,' and