Hangover Rating System: 1 star hangover * No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively

Sin and Shame: Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

H2O: Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P.

Big deal: Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Nothing yet: Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet.

Dill-dough: Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough.

Class picture: A teacher had been after her pupils to bring in their 2 dollars for the class picture. Upset over the tardiness, one day she got up in front of the class and said, "Class, think how much you're going

Pharmicist: A college couple had been dating for about 6 months. One day in the cafeteria they are having lunch. After beating around the bush for a few minutes, the boyfriend expresses that he's interested in go

Other hand: The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be

Worth while: YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...* You consider McDonald's "real food"* You actually like doing laundry at home* 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends* It starts getting late on the we

Duke university: This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc. Going into the final exam,