Any quesitions?: The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught b

Which tire was flat?: High school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a

Won't work: A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked. “What’s the problem Carol? I hope it’s not homework again.”“Well, uh, yes, it is,

Un employment: Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?""Yes, sir! I'd put all the men on one island and the women on another.""And what would they be doing then?""Building boats!"

No sir!: Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Misbehaved: Seven-year-old John had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.Two days later his teacher phone his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving."Wait a minute," said the mother. "I had

Write anything: A fifth grader class was on an educational trip. As they rode along in the school bus, the teacher noticed that one boy was lying facedown in the aisle of the bus with his hands over his eyes. “Why ar

On account of rain: Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of Baseball.Jonah: Here’s my paper.Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay.Lets hear what you wrote.Jonah

Construct a sentence: A schoolteacher asked her primary six class to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defense.There was a pause before a pupil raised his hand and said he could make a sentence with them;

Huge hands sir: If I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what would I have?”“Huge hands, sir.

Lollipops: An elementary school teacher, well versed in educational jargon, asked for a small allotment of money for “behavior modification reinforces.”Her superior saw the item and asked, “What in heaven’s name