He died: The teacher was warning the class about the dangers of going to in cold weather insufficiently clad. “There was one a boy,

Any more learning: “What would you like to be when you grow up Tommy?”“I’d like to be a teacher, sir.”“Would you, indeed? And why would you like to be a teacher?”“Cause I wouldn’t have to do any more learning

Either: “It’s no good, sir,

Trousers: Teacher: If you had 20p in one trouser pocket and 60p in the other, what do you have?Pupil: Someone else’s trousers, miss.

Home making: Rather strict English teacher also had the responsibility of teaching “homemaking,

Sunglasses: Question: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?Answer: Because he was trying to see if his son was in his class.

Fill out this form: A man walked up to a school and said "can you teach me to reed and write"The administrator said, "Yes we can, just fill out this form".

Difference: Do you know the difference between Inlaws and Outlaws ?Outlaws are always wanted.

Favourite pizza: What is a dog's favorite pizza? - PUParonni!!What monster can jump higher than a house? - All of them, houses can't jump!Why don't fish play tennis? - They're scared of the net!What did the monkey say

I was naked: A new pastor just starting at a church went to one of the Elders home to meet him. Everything was fine until he got there. He knocked on the door a couple of times but no anwer. He could tell someone

Aarat: Q: What did the cat say when he got off the ark?A: Is that Aarat?