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Repaint: Once there was a pastor, and he wanted to paint his church. But all he had was one bucket of paint. So he got a bunch of buckets and some water, and he thinned the paint enough to cover the entire chu

Hamburger: There was this young boy. As he was leaving to go to church, his mother gave him a dollar for the collection plate. On the way, he passed a hamburger stand, and bought a hamburger with the offering mo

Invite: A young mother decided to host a dinner party, and invited 6 couples and their children.She worked very hard, and by the time the guests arrived, she was exhausted. When it was time to say the blessin

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KNOW IT ALL: It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, Toshiba, entered the fourth grade. The teacher greeted the class and said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American

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