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THREE IS EQUAL TO FOUR: Theorem: 3=4Proof: Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c

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Elephant Man: Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. How do you breathe through that thing?

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