The Solution : Two guys were taking Chemistry at the University of Alabama. They were doing well in the class and thought that going into the final they had a solid "A". They were so confident that the weekend bef

Report: A mother asked her son, "Why don't' I see your school report lately?""My buddy Vassia took it to scare his parents."

Kids: Kids enter the classroom and greet the female teacher. Only Vova walks in without greetings, and takes his seat silently. The teacher says, "Why do you behave in such a rude way? Get out and walk in a

Black: At an university, a lecture about trees is in progress. The lecturer explains that different trees produce different kinds of nuts. Some of the nuts are round shaped, some angular in shape, some are g

Exam: UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM- FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks) 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to arc

Literature: On a literature lesson the teacher asks the kids to compose some verses. Vovochka raises his hand:- I have one. May I use swear words?- No!- Ok, then it runs: "Blah blah blah blah blah our math teache

Female: Vovochka got angry at his female teacher and told her to jerk off. She pissed off at him and went to the director of the school. He calls Vovochka to his office:- Did you tell Maria Ivanovna to jerk o

First day: On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female st

How much: Teacher in class:- How much is that, 2 times 2? Lena?- 3.- Wrong. Seryozha?- 5.- Wrong. Vovochka?Vovochka meanwhile has been thinking: "Drat it, I lost 50 bucks yesterday night in poker... Masha from

Electricity: How many college students does it take to change a lightbulb in the South? At Vanderbilt it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as well as any ivy leagu

Landing strip: Maria Ivanovna the teacher came to the class wearing a dress with a deep cut on her chest, and there hung an airplane-shaped silver pendant. Misha stared at the teacher throughout the class hour. The