Inspector: A school inspector came to Vovochka's class and sat with him in the first row. The young female teacher writes a problem on the chalkboard:"2x2=", accidently drops the chalk and bends over to pick it

Study again: Vova brought home his grade book. Vova's father looked at it and said, "I see you misbehaved. For example, it says here that you smoked in class.""You call it smoke? I just found a cigarette butt and

Virgin: A girl who was in the eighth grade said to her parents, "Today we had a physician in our class. We all undressed and he conducted a check-up.""And?""You know, they found only one virgin in the entire

Brick: In a class, a teacher showed the students a brick and said,"Now everybody will tell me what you think about when you see this brick.""I think of our heroic toilers who build communism using such brick

Telling Off The Dean : Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get

Spooner: In the school at the beginning of the semester the teacher asks the kids their names. When it's Vovochka's turn, he stands up and says:- I'm so embarassed... To tell you my last name... It's like some

Everything: A student comes home with a girlfriend and asks her:"I have spirits and vodka. What would you like?""Oh! I don't know! Everything is so tasty!"

Practical: A practical medicine exam. The first co-ed walks in. Professor:- Spit here. How, take the microscope and tell me what that is?- It's sperm, professor.- You flunk!!! Next!Next students walk in and the

The Powers Of Observation : A professor teaching medicine at the university was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be obser

History: A lesson of history. The teacher ask the kids:- Who took Bastilia?No one answers. She gets angry and yells at them:- You are going to tell me who took Bastilia!Meanwhile the director of the school is

The College Food Chain : THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single bound.Is more powerful than a locomotive.Is faster than a speeding bullet.Walks on water.Gives policy to God. THE DEPARTMENT HEADLeaps short buildings in a sin