Rubble: Vovochka comes home and says he blew up a flask in his chemistry lab at school. Next evening he says he blew up a chair under his teacher. Next evening he handles his father a note asking him to visit

How To Write A Term Paper: 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 3. Walk down to the

What is their best option?: 1) Zelda and Jane were given a rottweiler at their commitment ceremony. If their dog needs to be walked two miles a day and they walk at a rate of 1/2 mile per hour, how much time will they spend disc

Oxygen: The teacher asked kids to bring something belonging to their grandparents to the school.- Masha, a cap? Very good.- Grisha, a badge? Great!- Vovochka, an oxygen pillow? Did your grandma allow you to t

Medicine: A professor starts giving a lecture on medicine by saying: Here is an ovum, infected with siphylis.Students: Professor, it's a pie! He searches his bag, takes out another sample and says again: Ok, h

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Half to the church, half to college: McKean, a North Dakota rancher, got rich even though he didn't have an education. Despite his success, he stayed unsophisticated and prudish. On his deathbed, he said to Father Dempsey, "I'm leavin' h

Anybody there?: All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be

Math exam: Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. "All right,"

Absent minded professors?: A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Professors haven't got bad memories," he declared. "They're not absent-minded. Don't y

I got a bad case: Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, we're having a real wildass party." "S***, Ah'd shore love to," said Tad, "but Ah got me a bad c