Can you pass this ball?: Dwayne showed up at the practice field to fry out for the Kansas State football team. "What position do you wanna play?" asked the coach. "Quarterback!" answered Dwayne. The coach handed him a footbal

An odd answer: Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said,"A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked wh

Clean socks everyday: Caleb came from a small town in west Texas and was real thrilled when he made the A & M football team. One Monday afternoon the coach noticed his socks were filthy. "Hey you featherbrain," said the co

What do you think of bilingualism?: A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think of bilingualism?" "Oh, I think it's okay," said the boy, "if it's between conse

What's your best playing position: Jamie decided to try out for the Ohio State baseball team. He arrived at the practice field carrying his glove and spikes. The coach approached him and said, "Okay, Jamie. Name yer best playin' positi

Jehovah's Witnesses: Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to become a Jehovah's Witness?" asked one of the girls. "No, I really couldn't. I didn't

Eloping with a Princeton professor: There was the girl who, against her family's wishes, ran off and married a Princeton physics professor. The eloping bride received the following telegram from her parents: "Do not come home and all wi

I told him you were out: Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself.

Where is the car?: "Where's the car?" asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this morning." "I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got o

I forgot my umbrella: Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Where are my shoes?: "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "They're on your feet," said one of the students. "So they are," said the professor. "It's a good thing you saw them, or I woul