College Degrees: I have three college degrees: b.s. - bull s*** m.s. - more of the same ph.d. - piled higher and deeper

Optimist: Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.

Good News: The stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies."Are you feeling OK?" he asked."Well, to be honest, I have this

What other way?: A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man

Please return to class: It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."Twenty minutes lat

Grandson: A grandfather went to visit his college-age grandson at the dorm. Grandpa was astonished to find that his son was living a life of sin and corruption, as shown by the very high-heeled shoe nailed over

Keep studying: Students, take note:Knowledge is power ...But power corrupts ...And corruption is a crime ...And crime doesn't pay ...So if you keep on studying you'll go broke!

UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM - FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION: (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is spoken in France?2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR-

THE KNOWLEDGE PILL: A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pha

A COLLEGE STUDENT'S JOB APPLICATION: NAME: Greg BulmashDESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a

PROFESSOR'S LOGIC: A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke."Has anyone in