Hit by a seagull: Kyle and Emmitt, two University of Miami students, were strolling along Miami Beach during spring break. Suddenly a seagull flying overhead dropped a load.It hit Kyle right in the eye. "I'll go get so

Three tasks before you can join: Dinkin, an Ohio farm boy, was trying to join a fraternity at the University of Alaska, but the boys didn't want him. They told him that in order to be accepted he'd have to do three things: drink a ga

What shall we do after graduation?: Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. "Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "S

Crowded mens room: Professor Pollen went into the men's room on the train and found it crowded with other men. When he came out ten minutes later, his wife said,"Darling, you've still got whiskers. Why didn't you shave?

Dumbbells: Professor Granger addressed his class: "If there are any dumbbells in the room, please stand up." After a long pause, a lone freshman stood. "And why do you consider yourself a dumbbell?" asked the pr

Sign in the toilets: In the municipal offices of a New England city, there was a rule that only Harvard graduates could be promoted above a certain level. The last three college men to assume responsible jobs with the adm

Magna: When was the Magna Carta signed?"You there in the back of the room!" shouted the instructor. "What was the date of the signing of the Magna Carta?" "I dunno," was the reply. "You don't know? Well, whe

New case of herpes: Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear there's a new case of herpes in the dorm." "Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting

Snap: Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the

Faster than the speed of light: The physics professor turned from the blackboard and said to his class, "I defy you to name anything faster than the speed of light." "Just one thing," said the pretty coed. "A frat man on his way hom

Campus: Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole basketball team?"