IT PAYS TO STUDY: After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?""Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter o

ADMISSIONS TEST: Several colleges have started a pilot program that uses a simple group experiment with Legos as a replacement for the standard admissions test. The group must recreate a model of a robot in the next r

ASK ABBY: Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is married to an Australian. My mother and father have r

NEW UNIVERSITY PROMOS: BROWN: Hey kids! Is half of your head shaved? Do you have a nose ring? Are you terribly progressive and do you have a lot of empathy? Are you sick and tired of silly things like grades and majors? COM

WEALTH, WISDOM OR BEAUTY: An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Withou

THE TALKING CLOCK: While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked."That is the talking clock," th

Giddy up: "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?""Sadness," said the student."And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?""Elation.""And you, sir, how

Fries with that: The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost?" The liberal arts graduate asks, "Would you like

Two days: Teacher: Farai, what are the two days of the week, which start with letter "T"?Farai: Today and tomorrow Sir.

Mastering the language: Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty they were having in attempting to start a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impr

North America: Teacher: Class, who can go to the board and show us the map of the North America?George: Yes, ma'am.Teacher: Okay George.George: Here is the map of North America.Teacher: Class, who discovered North A