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Credit: How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he gets three hours credit.

UCLA: Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

Pin-headed: "Did you hear? Lament's getting' a Ph.D.""What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."

Collection: What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

Instructor: Did you hear about the Duke science major who tried to blow up his instructor's car? He burned his lips trying.

Gergetown: Why are Georgetown graduates like Coke bottles? They're both empty from the neck up.

Oregon: Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.

Windtunel: What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

Shine: How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Chocolate: How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Six hours: Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?

 
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