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A TEENAGER IS...


- A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.- A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.- A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.- Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.- A whiz that can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.- A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license.- A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.- An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.- A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.- A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.- A budding beauty that never smiles until her braces come off.- A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing.- An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.


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