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NEW AGE LULLABY


Hush little baby don't you squallMomma's gonna buy you a crystal ball.And if you still can't see beyondMomma's gonna buy you a magic wand.And if that wand don't change your fateMomma's gonna teach you to levitate.And if the astral makes you sick, Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick.And if that patchouli smells too rankshe’ll buy you a sensory deprivation tank.And if that tank don't float your bonesMomma's gonna buy you some precious stones.And if those gems don't ease your heartMomma's gonna buy you a natal chart.And if your planets go berserkMomma's gonna buy you some bodywork.And if your aura still needs kneadingMomma's gonna buy you a past life reading.And if your destiny stays hidMomma's gonna buy you a pyramid.And if your chakras still feel stressedMomma's gonna take you on a vision quest.And if power animals don't come to charm yaSorry, kid, it's just your karma.


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