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ME MUDDER

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When my prayers were poorly said; who tucked me in me widdle bedand spanked me butt 'til it was red?.....Me Mudder!In the morning, when the lights would comeand in me crib me dribbled some; who wiped me widdle tiny bun?.....Me Mudder!Who took me from me cozy cotand placed me on me ice cold potand made me pee-pee when me could not?.....Me Mudder!Whose hair so gently she would partand hold me tightly to her heartand sometimes squeeze me until I'd fart?.....Me Mudder!Who looked at me with eyebrows droopedand screamed and yelled 'til she had the croupwhen in me Sunday pants I pooped?.....Me Mudder!And at night when the bed did squeakand I raised me head to have a peek, who yelled at me to go to sleep?.....Me Fadder!!!
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