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SIGNS YOU PUT YOUR KID IN THE WRONG PRE-SCHOOL |
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| * Child comes home without glasses claiming to have lost them in a game of "Lord of the Flies." * Your son thinks making hand-puppets requires a paper bag, some water paints, and no pants. * "OK, kids! Gather 'round the pentagram for sing-a-long time!" * Potty training involves a lighter, a clip and rolling papers. * No student has ever jumped from Mary Margaret's School for the Gender Ambiguous directly into the NBA. * Practice of "trapping and killing your lunch" not mentioned in brochure. * Leather-clad teacher announces that today's letters are S and M. * The classroom hamster is really just a wad of cotton from an aspirin bottle. * She can't say her ABC's, but she can re-sole your Nikes in 20 seconds flat. * Even the baby bottles have pierced nipples. * For snack time, it's always anchovies and Clamato. * "Do-Bee" always seems to have the munchies. * The teacher sends home a note reading, "Your snot-nosed little bastard keeps getting into my tequila." * On the first day, the children are divided into "pimps" and "hos." |
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