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| How to score: 0 if the statement is never true, 1 if it is rarely true, 2 if it is sometimes true, and 3 if it is always true.1. ___ Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then "we can talk."2. ___ the school principal has your number on speed-dial.3. ___ the cat is on Valium.4. ___ People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.5. ___ you are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf.6. ___ the number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.7. ___ No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.8. ___ "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.9. ___ you have to check your kid's day-planner to see if he can take out the trash.10.___ No-Doze gives you bulk rates.How you rate: 30 - A perfect score. Welcome to the neighborhood!20-29 - You are doing reasonably well, but still have too little going on in your life. Crank it up.10-19 - You have mastered some of the aspects of the stress-filled life, but still have a long way to go. Have you considered a parallel career path?0- 9 - Enjoying all that extra time? What do you do anyway? |
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