| A couple had a son and a daughter. Both married. The mother tells a friend about her new in-laws."My daughter married perfectly. Her young husband adores her. Every morning he wakes up, goes to the kitchen, prepares breakfast, while my Anne stays in bed, warm and cozy, like a princess!""And what about your son?""Don't ask! His marriage is a disaster! He foolishly adores that good-for-nothing wench. Every morning he wakes up, walks to the kitchen, prepares breakfast, while she impudently stays in bed warm and cozy, like a cow!" |