Animal Jokes Bar Jokes Bush Jokes Clinton Jokes College Jokes Family Jokes Foreign Jokes Lawyer Jokes Animals Pictures
 
The Jokes
  Animal Jokes
  Bar Jokes
  Blonde Jokes
  Bush Jokes
  Children Jokes
  Clinton Jokes
  College Jokes
  Family Jokes
  Foreign Jokes
  Lawyer Jokes
The Pictures
  Animals Pictures
  Celebrities Pictures
  Computers Pictures
  Food Pictures
  Gender Pictures
  Holidays Pictures
  Sports Pictures

CONDOM-MINIMUM

Your Ad Here
A father and his son go into the drug store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.The father replies, “Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night."Nodding agreement, the son asks his father,”Then what's the 6 pack for?""That's for when you're in college," the father says. "You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning."Following this line of logic, the son enthusiastically asks what the 12 pack is for."That's for when you're married, son. You have one for January, one for February, one for March..."
  Previous:   Both croaked.  
  Next:  POLITICS EXPLAINED  

Gender Pictures
More

Family Jokes
  A cowboy
  Little Johnny
  An old lady
  A monastery
  Two boys
  Enjoying Kids
  Do You Want to Mar
  Secret To A Long M
  The Perfect Husban
  A conversation
  A radical feminist
Clinton Jokes
  Blowjob
  Dihydrogen monoxid
  Student
  Ignore
  Cells
  10 ways
  Ways to annoy your
  Cherry Pop
  Peter
  MAKING THE TEAM
  Female
     

Copyright © 2007 Nbcjoke.com - Jokes, Top Jokes, Laugh, Funny Jokes . All Rights Reserved. Privacy Policy