| A man came home earlier than usual, when his wife's lover was still in the apartment. She hid the lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet."What's that?" the husband asked."Nothing, darling. Just jackets."After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet."What the hell is that?""I'm telling you, just jackets."A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more."I'll check it," the husband said. "You'll regret it if it's not jackets."The husband yanked the closet's door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol. The husband quietly closed the door, and said, "Indeed, jackets, darling." |
