| Before leaving for work, a man said to his wife, "How many times did I say to you, don't sleep with your legs apart. One day your liver may fall out."Next day, she apparently forgot the husband's warning. When he saw her sleeping with her legs apart, he decided to frighten her. He went to the kitchen, took a cow's liver, and laid it between his wife's legs.When, in the evening, he came back home from work, his wife said, "You were right, darling. My liver fell out this morning.""And was it painful?" the husband said."When it fell out, it was not. But when I was squeezing it back in....." |
