| A man returned home deeply inebriated."Again, you miserable drunkard," his wife said. "Just this morning you promised that you'd stop drinking and would love me.""Right," the husband said. "I'm really sorry. I promise to love you. I need though one drop of vodka, the last one."The wife sighed and poured a slug of vodka into a glass. The man gulped it, and then fell silent. After a while he said, "My dear, to strengthen our love, I really need one more slug..."In despair, the wife ran to the balcony and shouted, "My God, is there at least one real man in this building?"From the next door apartment a voice sounded, "Why, do you have some vodka there?" |
