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| We have a traditional marriage. . . My husband goes out and gets the bacon, and I stay home and burn it. I'm a terrible housekeeper; even my little white lies are tattletale gray. My housekeeping is so bad..... that after doing it for 21 years I’m still not on a first name basis with Mr. Clean. I'm a terrible cook...its official...Ralph Nader came over and declared my "Cuisinart" unsafe at any speed. Motherhood is an unfair job, it requires you have all the fun before it even begins. I must be an agnostic. Most of the time I doubt God's existence, but on the first day of school . . . I'm a believer. They live under your roof, they eat your food, they spend your money . . . then they get married . . . hire live-in maids and break your heart. I'm at that awkward age: I have a kid who can't wait to get behind the wheel of a car and I can't manage without bifocals. |
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