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A man comes home at the evening after the work. His wife meets him, kisses him. The man is surprised with a such sudden change. He sits at a table in kitchen, but the wife informs him:"Honey, our ratio’s transfer to the market ratios. Supper costs $5."The husband has estimated and decided it isn't too expensive. He has agreed. The wife lays the table. The husband pays off. After the supper he gives a shirt to her and says:"Wash it, please.""It costs $3" the wife answers.The husband pays $3 to her. The wife washes. The time for going to bed. The man touches his wife, but she says:"It costs $10.""But I have only $7 left" the husband responds, turns back and asleep.The man wakes up at the night because of the noise. He sees a light in all rooms. His wife looking for something in a handbag. He asks her:"What are you looking for?""I am looking for $3 to lend you."
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