| A woman and her lover are having sex. someone knocks on the door.- it must be my husband! ok, i'll handle this.she grabs the trash bin, opens the door and smiling sweetly says to her husband: - darling, please, empty the trash.while he is out, the other man escapes and walks back home. he is thinking:"she is sooo smart, unlike my wife."he comes up to his door, knocks, his wife opens, smiles to him and says:- darling, please, empty the trash basket.he is carrying the basket and thinking: - what a stupid bitch! the whole f****** day at home, and cannot find some time to empty the trash! |
