| Daughter comes to her mother in tears and says:- since i got married to vasya, he's never had me...- oh, no problem. tell him to come to me.he comes, and the girl's mother says:- when you go to bed with my daughter, you know, you have a knob and she has a hole, just stick it in and the mother nature will help you.next day the daughter comes back crying:- what did you tell him, mom? he plugged his nose into my a****** and shouted: 'mother nature, help me! i'm suffocating!' |
