| Wife returns home late and says to her husband:- You know, hon, I've just been raped!- Eat a lemon.The following evening:- Hey hon, I've just been raped!- Eat a lemon.And the next evening:- Hon, I've been raped again!- Eat a lemon.- Why the hell have you been telling me to eat a lemon, god damnit?- I can't stand seeing your happy face. |
