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HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN |
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| * You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office. * You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. * Your twin sister forgot your birthday. * Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. * Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat. * You wake up and your braces are locked together. * Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. * Your income tax check bounces. * You put both contact lenses in the same eye. * Your wife says "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George. |
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