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The Perfect Husband |
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| There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: - "Hello?" - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" - "Yes." - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" - "What's the price?" - "Only $1,500.00." - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." - "Ash, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." - "What price did he quote you?" - "Only $60,000..." - "OK, but for that price you should insist on all the options." - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..." - "What?" - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..." - "How much are they asking?" - "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?" - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" - "Bye...I do too..." The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap. He raises his hand, holding the phone, and asks: "Does anyone know whom this phone belongs to?" |
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